Call me...The Anoraknophobe. It's a fairly clever name, and it denotes my deathly terror of jackets. OHMIGODTHERESONENOW 0_0 ...whew, close call, false alarm. You should be more careful.
So. Do you draw?
Ha. Hahaha. No.
Oh, go on.
Look, no. No drawings, no sketches, no manips or any such thing by me! NOBODY needs to see what would happen if I tried, a'ight?
Fine, chicken. What DO you do?
Well, I do a bit of not-so-good writing. And I am a keen appreciator of DiD.
Dee, Eye...Dee?
Yes. DiD. Damsels in Distress.
You know, pictures of pretty women bound and gagged. I like cloth over-the-mouth/nose gags above all, along with tight rope ties without too much contortion. Pretty, feminine outfits like gowns and dresses, as well as a characterful setting with a good backstory are ALWAYS a plus, naturally.
...errrr...
Whaddya want, a soliloquy? I'm not judging anyone else here, nor am I going to rhapsodize and demand others cater to me. And, obviously, I'm capable of telling between fantasy and reality, and the way it is acceptable to treat others in both cases. I'm not apologizing for what I am, nor am I going to make a big deal about not apologizing about it - EVER. I'm not THAT kind of wanker.
Alright, alright! Geez. (Drama Monarch) So are you, like, a critic?
Well, it doesn't take a good artist to recognize a bad one. Or vice versa. I'm going to make it my personal mission to constructively criticize every picture I fave and a few I don't. I will be fair, but I will be polite and positive. My goal is to help. If said help results in a blossoming of beautiful bondage pictures, then such are the rewards of a noble cause.
And what about this writing, then?
Alright, alright. I've got some done. I'll see about uploading in a while.
Closing thoughts?
Yes, stop talking to myself, me, it scares the girls off.
...I am NOT talking to myself. I am talking to you.
Devious Comments
Ah, merci ^_^
but you didn't seem to have kept your promise
Oh dear. Which one?
- The one where I said I'd constructively criticize and comment on every picture I fave? Ah, yes, you got me. In my defence, I've been busy. And lazy. I was going to play catch-up soon, honest I was. I'll be getting to that any day now, with a bit of luck...
- Or the one where I said I'd put up some things of my own (not to mention my promise not to be a wanker)? Yeah, that's something I should do too...talk about a poor showing, huh? ^^
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I'll tell you the ultimate secret of Writing...
Any fool can do it.
I feel that there are some parts of this journal that could have been written by me. I mean, they make so much sense.
This journal is pretty old I see now, I was just tempted to reply.
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I have a phobia for jackets.
No just kidding
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Kawaii desu baka-sama sushi oneeneko-chan~~~
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I'll tell you the ultimate secret of Writing...
Any fool can do it.
...is what I DID say on *looks* Jul 30, 2008, 6:30:54 PM, but I just noticed I didn't REPLY to your post, just posted it underneath because I'm an idiot who doesn't understand the freakin' DA interface. *grrrrr*
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I'll tell you the ultimate secret of Writing...
Any fool can do it.
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I have a phobia for jackets.
No just kidding
[link]
[link]
Kawaii desu baka-sama sushi oneeneko-chan~~~
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I'll tell you the ultimate secret of Writing...
Any fool can do it.
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