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...say to the other damsel?

- Pass the pocketknife when you're done, eh?
- Did they try the Upper Arm Grab on you too? Man, what a bunch of nerds.
- Hang on, I'll just finish twittering...
- This trunk is surprisingly roomy.
- Man, this is some cheap tape this guy is using.
- Look, swiping a couple of uniforms and sneaking in by pretending to be newly-hired maids seemed like a good idea at the time. When are you going to stop giving me the silent treatment?
- OMG, I am TOTALLY crushing on our captor! Don't give me that look, I saw him first.
- Wait, is that bomb timer on a 12 or 24 hour clock?
- Argh! I can't get a single bar down here! Stupid discount cell plan...
- Why? Why did I opt out of gymnastics in high school?!?
- Geh. Ever since Daddy won the lottery, it's just been Kidnapping after Kidnapping, day in, day out...
- And yet, all I can think of is that essay that's due tomorrow I haven't even started yet.
- Okay, so when he comes back, I'LL distract him with the Puppy Eyes routine while you kick him in the crotch.
- Teehee, joke's on him! I know for a fact that these rails haven't been used in thirty years!
- Wait just a damned minute, he told YOU he'd make you his Evil Queen too?!? That two-timing rat bastard!
- I'll lay 5:1 odds any deathtraps we get put in involve live lobsters. Want in?
- I swear, the service in this restauraunt SUCKS.
- Sad thing is, this STILL isn't the worst Blind Date I've ever had.
- What would Nancy Drew do in a situation like this? ... *Starts wiggling around* "Oh, gonna have a good time tonight, gonna have a good time tonight~"
- So how 'bout this weather we're having, huh?
- Whaddya mean, you don't have a spare bobby pin? Oh, right, it's not the 1950's anymore.
- Ceci n'est pas une appelle au secours.
- I'll give him credit. Sure, he's going to lock us up in those sarcophaguses in a second, but at least he didn't make any jokes about us wanting our Mummy.
- Wanna make out while we wait? (....yeah...okay, maybe not ^^; -Phoby)
- Mmmmph, mmmh mmmh, etc. ad nauseum
Not sure if this is really a "skit", but it COULD be. Kinda.

It's all goofy, sure, but I just like to keep things fairly light-hearted, you know?

Oh, and special thanks to :iconlureda: for the inspiration~
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rfdbsgbhhsmtds Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
"Hey, don't worry, our captors are ladies too, I'm pretty sure that means we'll miraculously escape and tie them up."
TheAnoraknophobe Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011
XD Man, why didn't *I* think of that? Also, thanks for the watch earlier this year XD
cordefr Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010
That was very funny. I suppose that: "A good gag is worth a thousand Mmmphs!" applies here, as they definitely talk too much.
lock238 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
heheh. Those really are hillarious... I love the way you have to guess whats happening....
bondagewriter Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Not bad at all. I got myself some laughs from this :D
TheAnoraknophobe Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
Glad you enjoyed it~
WraithWriterXIII Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
Is it all conversation between to captives or a list of possibilities
TheAnoraknophobe Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2010
No reason it can't be both, eh? :3
But seriously, I guess it COULD be all one conversation, but it's probably snippets from a bunch of different kidnapping situations. That said, "What did the captor say to the damsel" isn't a bad idea, either.

Thanks for the fave!
WraithWriterXIII Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
Thanks for the expo and no problem =)
jackmackhack Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
random contribution...
-Did you feel that guys hands when he grabbed us?. When comes back in make a fuss, maybe he'll clamp them over our mouths again!
-*sigh* such broad shoulders and none of them thought to carry us on them...
-Well look on the bright side. They may have taped our chests together. But at least they didn't tape us into a lip lock. *VZIIIIP* ...oh damn.
*You know, I'm actually beginning to like getting chloroformed...
*Oh don't be embarrassed. I bet he thought that teddy bear on your panties was cute!
*Theth guyth sureth ahrm amathurs. Didn'th eben use stuffimmm
*pfffft, this is so unfair. If they were gonna strip us down to our underwear, they could have at least taken off their shirts!
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